A Guide To Buying Extra Quiet Vibrators

Whether you’re a mom with a house full of kids and need a little ‘me time’ or you’re a college student who needs to get away from crazy class schedules and roommates for a little personal fun, extra quiet vibrators will be your best friend! Although it’s true that there’s not a vibrator (yet!) that’s 100 percent silent, you can still fool those around you and fly under the radar with your sexual desires. These super quiet vibrators are designed specifically to give you the ecstasy and satisfaction you’re looking for without the hassle or disturbance of loud vibrations. Now you can stop being paranoid and wondering, “What if someone hears me and my secret comes out?!” Read our exclusive guide to see what types of vibes you can get that are designed specifically for quiet, pleasurable settings anywhere you go.

Whisper-Quiet Vibes for Your Pleasure Box

Let us introduce you to some of our best-selling, featured extra-quiet vibrators! Here’s a list of eight of the quietest vibrators you’ll find, and this is just the beginning to your adventure through the world of quiet, discreet, and exciting vibes that will help you keep your erotic secrets:

1. Jopen Vanity VR9 Luxury G-Spot Vibrator

Featuring a graceful, slim, and curved neck, the Jopen Vanity VR9 Luxury G-Spot Vibrator is dedicated to giving your hidden pleasure spot the ultimate stimulation. With its slightly angled tip, the Jopen Vanity VR9 provides direct G-spot massage so that you can awaken your G-spot to body-rocking sensations. The velvety smooth feel of this quiet, luxury vibe adds an extra layer of comfort and pleasure for you to indulge in.

2. Jelly Gems Number 6 Quiet Multi-Speed Dildo Vibrator

Tease and please your inner and outer erogenous zones with the Jelly Gems Number 6 Quiet Multi-Speed Dildo Vibrator! This sensational 2-in-1 sex toy features a realistic cock head and a textured shaft to give you inner thrills with every twist and thrust. Since the Jelly Gems is programmed with super quiet vibration modes, you can keep your naughty solo play a secret and get the pleasure you’re looking for!

3. X-Gen Products Rechargeable Massager

Perfectly disguised as a body massager, the X-Gen Product Rechargeable Massager is one of the most powerful and discreet vibrators on the market. With this massager’s wide and full bulb-sized head, you get complete pleasure coverage to arouse your clitoris, outer lips, and even your nipples. If anyone happens to stumble upon your massager, you can simply say that it’s in your drawer because it helps relieve body aches and pains (but never tell them what it really does!).

4. LELO Insignia Lyla 2

Keep your secret lust under control and pamper yourself with one of the most luxurious sex toys around: the LELO Insignia Lyla 2! Lyla is a sophisticated, versatile vibrator that comes with a wireless remote control, which you can use yourself or hand over to your lover and be his or her sex slave for the night. Sleek and smooth, this high-end bullet vibe can be inserted for an internal massage or placed over your external pleasure zones for exciting stimulation. Since the LELO Insignia Lyla 2 is waterproof, you can take your secret to the shower with you and hide any vibration noises your roommates might hear!

5. Jimmyjane FORM 2 24K Gold Luxury Edition Clitoral Vibe

Cover your clitoris in rich, tantalizing indulgence with the Jimmyjane FORM 2 24K Gold Luxury Edition Clitoral Vibe! This petite and luxury clitoral vibrator takes on a bunny-like form with two flexible ears that bend to your command so that you get the best pleasure placement. Each rabbit ear has a motor, so you get amped up clitoral stimulation and can experience more intense sensations. With a cordless charging base, the FORM 2 Gold Edition is the ideal travel buddy for on-the-go erotic adventures.

6. The Butterfly Kiss G-Spot Vibrator - Platinum Edition

Give your sweet spots kisses of pleasure with the Butterfly Kiss G-Spot Vibrator! In a beginner-friendly size, this charming vibrator helps you reach your G-spot and delivers body-tingling sensations to your inner nerve-packed walls. The butterfly platform at the base of the shaft sends thigh-quivering vibrations to your hot button. Quiet and petite, this discreet G-spot vibrator makes a lovely alternative to the classic rabbit vibrators.

7. OhMiBod Club Vibe Wearable Vibrator

The award-winning OhMiBod Club Vibe is the ultimate discreet and quiet vibrator for all party animals, music lovers, and club goers! The Club Vibe comes with a wireless remote control and a one-size-fits-most sexy panty with a slot for the vibrator to hide in. This innovative and super customizable vibe has two vibration settings, and one of them is called the Club Mode. When you switch the remote to Club Mode, the microphone installed in the controller picks up the sounds around you, from club music and your own music to your partner’s voice. You can switch the sensitivity level up to five stages to help the remote mic pick up more sounds to personalize your vibration patterns. With quiet vibrations, this fun and exciting vibe can be worn even in public so that you can enjoy pleasure anywhere!

8. The Valentina Dolphin Multi-Function Bullet Vibrator

Have you ever wanted to swim with dolphins? Now you can in the ocean of pleasure with the Valentina Dolphina Multi-Function Bullet Vibrator! Attached with three vibrators–one shaped as a dolphin with a tantalizing tickling nose–this remote-controlled bullet vibrator set allows you to stimulate multiple pleasure zones at the same time for triple the sexual satisfaction.

How to Make Your Silent Vibrator Even Quieter

To give you extra tips on how to make any vibrator you own, even your new extra-quiet vibrator, even more discreet, try these tips to help keep the noise and vibration level on the down-low and ensure that your secret naughty desires stay safe:

1. Use the lowest setting on your vibrator. Many vibrators have multiple vibration modes, and the lowest or lightest vibration has the least noise level. If you prefer higher vibration power because you climax faster with stronger vibrations, it might be worth it to take it slow and go low, especially when you need quiet personal time.

2. Check to see if your current vibes are waterproof, or get a new vibrator that is waterproof. If your bathroom isn’t echoey and you can conceal the noise of the vibrator while you’re taking a shower, a waterproof sex toy can prove to be your best friend when you need to release built-up sexual tension. You can also use a vibrator while submerged in water, and that will help eliminate the noise level almost completely. Just make sure that the vibrator you choose is 100 percent waterproof.

3. Switch your ordinary vibrator with a luxury vibrator. This not only helps you get a quieter vibrator, but it also promotes even better personal pleasure when you treat yourself with a high-quality vibe made from topnotch materials. Luxury vibrators also have better motors that produce powerful vibrations on a low noise level, even with higher vibration settings. If you can, invest in a luxury vibrator and experience more discreet, mind-blowing pleasure.

4. Play your favorite songs while you’re getting it on. Playing moderately loud music can help hide the vibration level and allow you to relax even more with the music and fully enjoy your solo session. But what about playing tunes straight from your vibrator? OhMiBod, a leading luxury and high-tech intimate product brand, has developed several vibrators that can connect to your music player (e.g., iPod, iPad, and mp3) and vibrate according to the beat of the song. Check out these exclusive OhMiBod music-loving vibes sold here at Simpli Pleasure:

• OhMiBod iPod Massager
• OhMiBod Naughtibod 3.0H Music Vibrator
• OhMiBod Freestyle W Wireless Music Vibrator
• OhMiBod Freestyle G Vibe

5. Use your bed comforter or pillow to muffle the vibration noises. Covering up with a thick, plush comforter or a fluffy pillow and keeping it close to your body while you tease and please yourself can make the noise level decrease immediately. The thickness of the comforter or the pillow will determine how much you can hide the noise, so the thicker, the better!

6. Get a rechargeable vibrator. Battery-powered sex toys can be extra noisy because the vibrations shake the batteries inside. If you want to save money over time with your vibrators and have an extra-quiet and eco-friendly vibe, invest in a high-quality rechargeable vibrator. These vibes tend to be more on the side of luxury vibrators, which are known to be powered with incredible, ninja-like motors that keep your naughty private life on a low profile. You get more benefits by investing in a rechargeable vibrator!