Which Vibrators Are The Most Discreet?

You’ll never get busted or get caught red(hot)-handed when you have a discreet vibrator in your possession! Better than other vibrators that you can only use at home, these vibes come in a variety of forms, but they’re all travel-friendly and quiet enough to use even when other people are around. No one will ever suspect a thing, and they’re great to have when you want to keep your guilty pleasure top secret. Use our guide here to learn more about these exciting vibrators!

 

What is Considered ‘Discreet’?

As one of the broader categories in the sex toy market, discreet vibrators includes an assortment of distinct vibes that have various shapes, sizes, and functions, but are all labeled as discreet. The specific characteristics you’ll find for these well-disguised intimate products include:

  • Loaded with a high-tech, luxury motor that’s quieter than your usual vibe;
  • Camouflaged to look like another product like a lipstick or body massager;
  • Small enough to put in your hand, pocket or purse;
  • Travel-friendly and has a lock feature to prevent the vibrator going off unexpectedly;
  • Can be worn under your clothes and no one sees it (e.g., vibrating panties);
  • Low noise level or noise level that can’t be heard easily.

We also have various discreet vibrators that are in other categories on our online store, and you can explore these other collections to find even more quiet and unnoticeable vibrators:

  • Bullet Vibrators – Petite and basic vibes;
  • Clitoral Vibrators – Small, handheld wonders;
  • Quiet Vibrators – Vibrating toys with quiet motors;
  • Luxury Vibrators – Size isn’t always discreet, but made with high-tech motors that are much quieter than ordinary vibrators;
  • Egg Vibrators – Miniature egg-shaped or bullet-vibe-shaped sex toys with remote controls;
  • Massagers – Can be used as a powerful clitoral stimulator or body massager for relieving minor aches – the ‘body massager’ part makes a great excuse if your massager vibrator is found!

 

10 Sexy and Fun Vibrators for Secret Playtime

Here’s our mini catalogue of discreet vibrators from our exclusive collection! This list will help you see the diversity of vibes that are sold here at Simpli Pleasure. You’ll also see which discreet toys you’d like to add to your own secret stash! Let’s begin:

1. Topco Climax Minis Mighty Max Wand Vibe

As the miniature version of a magic wand vibrator or massager, the Topco Climax Minis Mighty Max Wand Vibe is a trendy and travel-sized discreet vibrator that gives you all the benefits of a massager vibe without the bulky shape and size. This delightful mini vibe has a wide, spherical head to give you more pleasure coverage and makes a great clit stimulator.

2. Cal Exotics Coco Licious Hide & Play Lipstick Vibe

Disguised as an ordinary lipstick, the Cal Exotics Coco Licious Hide & Play Lipstick Vibe is a small, yet powerful, bullet vibrator that you can take with you anywhere for on-the-go pleasure. Drop it in your purse or carry it around in your pocket and pull it out whenever you want a quickie!

Other discreet lipstick-shaped and cosmetic-themed vibrators:

Coco Licious Hide & Play Lipstick Vibe

3. 10 Function Little Black Panty Thong Vibrator

Sexy lingerie just got sexier! The Little Black Panty Thong Vibrator, featuring 10 thrilling functions, is a concealed weapon of pleasure that you can wear all day long and enjoy hands-free external stimulation. With a wireless control, you can easily cycle through the multiple vibration modes or hand over the remote to your lover and let them choose! This lacy and sexy thong can even be worn while you’re doing everyday tasks or running errands, so you can make each day extra naughty and sexually satisfying.

Other discreet vibrating panties:

 

4. LELO Lily Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator

If you love clitoral stimulation or you want a small, non-intimidating first vibe, get the LELO Lily Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator! This chic and charming handheld vibrator has a quiet motor and palm-sized shape for discreet pleasure anytime. With its curved shape, the LELO Lily makes it easier for you to reach your magic button. Since it’s a luxury rechargeable vibrator, the Lily can last up to seven hours of wonderful, on-the-go play on a single charge!

Lelo Lily Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator

5. Blush 10 Function Vibrating Love Egg

Multi-functional and concealed, the Blush 10 Function Vibrating Love Egg is sensational discreet vibe that has a wireless remote that makes it even more convenient for you to enjoy secret pleasure all day long. This Love Egg also makes a wonderful couples vibrator to spice things up in your love life; just hand over the controls to your partner and let them decide how you’ll be teased and pleased!

Blush Novelties 10 Function Vibrating Love Egg

6. LELO Hula Beads

Another LELO classic, the LELO Hula Beads is an easy-to-use miniature luxury vibrator that can be used for clitoral stimulation and even Kegel health. Kegel muscles, also known as sex muscles, are the muscles you feel when your vagina contracts when you climax. The stronger these muscles are, the tighter your vaginal canal will be and the more intense orgasms you can experience. (Find more Kegel health toys here.) To use the Hula Beads as a Kegel health toy, slide the top rounded part inside you and squeeze your Kegels to help the toy stay in place.

This unique vibrating sex toy has a wireless remote control to use to experiment with the multiple functions programmed in the vibe. The ‘Hula’ part of the name represents the rotating top bead that gives you a swirl of sensual sensations along your clitoris or inside you. Perfect as a couples sex vibe, you can use at home or in public at restaurants, stores, and more!

Lelo Hula Beads

7. Cal Exotics Original Venus Butterfly Wearable Vibrator

A variation of the vibrating panties sex accessory, the Cal Exotics Original Venus Butterfly Wearable Vibrator is a sexy, well-concealed hands-free clitoral stimulator. Wear the Venus Butterfly under your clothes or go bare and indulge in naughty fun all day long! The attached remote gives you immediate access to the various vibration modes, so you can switch up the play and excite your outer sweet spots even more.  

8. Jimmyjane Form 1

As a slim and petite clitoral vibrator, the Jimmyjane Form 1 features a clitoral arouser in a finger-like shape and has a raised ridge at the tip to deliver direct clit stimulation. The small size and travel-lock feature makes it a wonderful travel companion for orgasms on the go. Because it’s a luxury sex toy, the noise level is lower and quieter than ordinary vibes, giving it a well-deserved spot on our list.    

Jimmy Jane Form 1

9. Screaming O Glow FingO Nubby Finger Vibe

Power up your finger play with the Screaming O Glow FingO Nubby Finger Vibe! Reusable and ultra-tiny, the FingO is specially designed to enhance female masturbation or give your lover extra stimulating superpowers to make you climax. With its super small and lightweight size, this exciting finger vibrator can be worn easily on your finger and makes it effortless to enjoy secret indulgence anywhere.

Screaming O Glow FingO Nubby Finger Vibe

10. Sensuelle Touch Pink Rechargeable Vibrator

Sleek, simple, and sensual, the Sensuelle Touch Pink Rechargeable Vibrator is a chic and high-quality bullet vibrator that has more high-tech features than other bullet vibes. Included with a charging base, the Touch Pink Vibe doesn’t require batteries, and you never have to worry about it running out of juice while you’re in the heat of the moment. With its incognito form, this luxury bullet-sized toy can be placed inside your panties to create your own vibrating lingerie piece or simply use it for a satisfying quickie and hide it easily after you’re finished.

Sensuelle Touch Pink Rechargeable Vibrator

Discreet vibrators are convenient to have in your toy box. If you want to keep your naughty secret a secret, take home one of these specially designed, extra quiet vibrators for your personal pleasure. Explore our entire Discreet Vibrators Collection here.
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